would you rather...
compete in the olympics in any event but know that you won't come close to getting a medal,OR
compete in doubles luge and be assured of a gold?
be chased through the woods at night by a giant monster with glowing red eyes,
OR
swim in the ocean at night?
eat nothing but bread and water for an entire week,
OR
not be able to eat any ice cream for an entire month?
i had an interview today. it went swell
i've decided that when (if?) i finally do get a job, i'm not going to tell anyone what it is. i mean, let's face it... most jobs are pretty boring. so i figure if i keep it top-secret, it'll give whatever i end up doing an air of mystery and intrigue that would otherwise be absent
we'll see how long i can keep that charade up
(by the way... tape delay is retarded)
-noonan-
posted by Patrick @ 10:01 PM
4 Comments:
the doubles luge...as long as i didnt die...thats got to be a serious rush blasting along as incredible speeds so close to death
swim in the ocean at night...ive done it, its a little creepy but exilerating at the same time...especially naked
not be able to eat ice cream...i think that would be easier than bread and water...speaking of, do you remember when you ate nothing but apple jacks for a week straight? it was something like 40 bowls of apple jacks that week.
goodtimes...i will discover your job if you get one. it is my new mission in life. you need to hurry up and get one so i can begin my quest :)
doubles luge, for sure. However, my equilibrium is less than stellar, so it might take me a while to recover.
I'm afraid of big waves and jelly fish, so I'll take the monster.
I'll do without the ice cream, then binge on day 32.
I'll ask your SISTER where you work. Hahahahaha!
the main point in the luge question was to illuminate the inherent awkwardness of doubles luge... i mean, you're sitting ON THE GUYS LAP! singles luge i'd do in a heart beat, but doubles? ehh, it'd be just a tad awkward
as to questioning my sister, she's been sworn to secrecy... so good luck
Yeah, it is all kinda a bit the sports excuse for some Brokeback Mountain action.
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