it's water
i walked into borders yesterday looking like i had peed my pants. i hadn't... but it was still awkward. i wanted to stop and explain what really happened to everyone i saw looking at me, saying that "i know it looks like i wet myself, but what really happened was my sister dumped water into my lap while i was driving here. worst part is, i deserved it. anyways, it's clean water. not urine. water. i'm a civilized, decent sort of chap, so stop looking at me like that."it probably wouldn't have helped
recent addendums to my agenda for the year: rent a house by the ocean and learn to surf. this will complete items #8 ("live by the ocean") and #55 ("learn to surf") from my list of things to do. the best part is, both are very feasible in the offseason in maine (september-may). housing prices go way down, french-canadian tourists go back home, and the surf goes way up. all you need is a quality wetsuit, and you're good to go
so that's the plan. i'm pretty stoked at just the thought... so here's hoping everything falls into place
i've been wearing the same pair of jeans for over a week now. my plan is to wear them every day until i get a job. hopefully i'll get to wash them sometime this week
tomorrow is going to be a swell day, i can just tell
-noonan-
2 Comments:
Whoa. What a coincidence. I DREAMED last night that I wet my pants...Not a good dream!
hey, if im in the states ill come live with you
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