Taxes and Pirates
taxes are pretty much the worst thing ever. even if you get money backpirates, however, always make me smile....
Question of the day: If you're a pirate, should you have to pay taxes and fill out those silly income-tax retuns? And if so, how do you declare "plunder" and "booty?" And is it ethical to raid and pillage in order to pay your taxes?
they don't address any of those issues in the tax code. trust me, i looked.
ok, this is the lamest post ever. but the 1040A and 1040S-ME have tag-teamed me to bleed what little creative genius i may posess right out of my system.
so bye.
-noonan-
posted by Patrick @ 10:25 PM
2 Comments:
Taxes are a cinch UNLESS you're self-employed, or own a home, or invest in stocks (and then actually sell some of them for a juicy profit!), or have kids, . Schedule SE anyone? How about C? Need a 1099-G or R to report your stock earnings? How about Form6251? Schedule D? Schedule AAaaaack?
PS.. I read your Kobe Bryant article to my father-in-law. He laughed himself silly. Of course. he HAD just taken his meds...
Pirates have to use "schedule R"
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