my life as a nomad

snow? in april?

only in maine

in other news... there is no other news. i made a trip to the library yesterday so my afternoon and evening have been engrossed in reading, and not in doing anything exciting. oh wait, that's pretty much like every other day... so nevermind

is there a more revolting named product than "tofu pups?" hot dogs are fine they way they are... no need to defile them by replacing their classic meat interior with a soy byproduct. it's rediculous. i'm convinced that the french are using soy products to infiltrate our society. check it out... it's everywhere. the only acceptable use of soy products is in soy sauce. period.

speaking of the french... props to liz for passing along this link the other day. hilarious


top five things to eat at lunch at work:

1. granola bar. hard to beat it for reliability, taste, and performance. i love the ones with the layer of yogurt on them... so good
2. yogurt. good source of carbs, protein, and smooth, creamy fruity goodness. only drawback is it requires refrigeration... and if you forget to do that, and eat one anyways, well, things don't always turn out all that well
   
3. everything bagel (with cream cheese). whether you toast it or not, it's always good
   
4. pbj sandwich. it's a classic, and for good reasons. acceptable variations include the application of fluff or chocolate chips. you just can't go wrong with a couple of those in your lunchbox
5. leftovers. this is sort of a luck-of-the-draw category, as you never know what's going to be waiting for you in the fridge, but if you're armed with some tupperware, a fork, and maybe a microwave, you can relive the goodness that was last night's supper
   

Q: Why do they have trees in Paris?
A: So the Germans can march in the shade instead of the sun


the end.

posted by Patrick @ 10:00 PM