my life as a nomad

cool things of note

• anyone can comment, no account or registration required. this means no need for lurking, just beneath the surface, constantly reading but never talking. that's so homeschooler-ish. trust me, i should know
• i'm not a self-absorbed egomaniac. there's a much deeper reason for why i chose the url for the site that i did ('noonanville'), but unfortunately there's probably only like a couple other people in the world who will get the humor. suffice it to say that it's an attempt on my part to rescue the good name of noonan from the level of disrespect is has fallen to in other corners of the world wide web
• lobsters are tasty
• i'm not too good at html, so don't be surprised if every now and then everything starts to look real screwy. and if it always looks really weird, well, that's probably how it's supposed to be. who knows
• um, on second thought... there's no real cool things to be found here. you're probably better off playing solitaire or minesweeper. and if you type in "xyzzy [enter][ shift][ enter]" while you're playing minesweeper, the upper left hand corner pixel on your screen will show you whether you're over a mine or not. really. you need a dark background for it to work, though. information like that is invaluable
• however, if you do manage to place a value on it, i do accept cash donations. or even checks. stock options works, too. criticism and suggestions are accepted, too, but not as readily as money is

and i just finished reading a story where a man won a serval (some sort of wild african cat) in a bar bet and brought i home and it tore his bedroom to pieces and then escaped out a ladder. and it was decidedly not one of the best american short stories of 2004, so the entire book is a baldfaced lie. there's some other good ones, but even so, that was just rediculous.

the end.

posted by Patrick @ 10:00 PM